It’s an equally rare and happy occasion when celebrities publicly feud, because it never happens. Usually, when stars hate each other, it turns out that it’s either a Jimmy Kimmel gag or an ad for HelloFresh. Otherwise they keep their grievances so far so secret that my 10-year-old son needs two hours to get them out of the box.
The last time I saw real grudge among Hollywood fans bleeding into the public’s eyes, it was that time “Mad Max: Fury Road“Debut in theaters. Who – which Movie Still a masterpiece, Charlize Theron and Tom Hardy remain determined never to work together again for as long as they live. If you don’t count the Oscar night slap fights, we haven’t had a good beef since. I cried a lot one night over this. But dear reader, that all changed this week, when not one but six famous people entered into a battle royal that gives me hope for the meat industry as a whole. This was a bit of an old Hollywood blockbuster that we just don’t get anymore, featuring cheating husbands, passive-aggressive digs, on-screen orgasms, heated talk moments of sputum, and even BIGFOOT. This is a damn right. Bigfoot.